Future is back

Nose stud. That is really nice with a bright studded diamond.
Its a fashion statement i told myself. Its a hot cake to all the Metrosexuals. I consoled myself with all the wierd concepts to buy one nose stud for myself.
I should buy one for myself for my very life and survival. The government has brought new laws to curb inflation. This out of blue moon idea came just like many decades before a famous union railway minister (from Bahar!) made the Railway departments balance sheet very glossy and attractive through his innovative ways and ideas. This idea has been floating for more than two decades. Yet it was successfully passed last month in the parliment in the year of 2049 again under the aegis of one G-'ji. The holy spirit of G-ji is the guarding angel.God save G-ji.
What is this nose stud? all wonder?! Yes this nose stud is Oxygen monitor meter which every citizen of this country must carry.

Just an able MP asked this question in the question hour during the winter session. Now that the air,atmosphere is rationed by the countries in the world, we cannot continue our freebies where in our people can inhale air free of cost.
Also that we tax our people for water,land,and energy only .Still there are two bhoothams that are left free to roam within the country.
These two freebies boothams are dangerous to our economy. The cabinet , the oppositions, central left,middle center, Right extreme, pink, Yellow , Blue ,orange, red, saffron, seculars, peculiars all parties went through rounds and rounds of discussions with no effect.
Atlast there was a break through. They arrived at a conclusion.
10kg of oxygen/air is free breathing for a person in a month.
Above 10kg of oxygen/air- it is 0.5kg @ 39,00USDEURINRYENDINAR*. (Unified world market single currency)
Well it was getting a bit complex here.
ABC?! OC?! BC?! MBMC,CC,SC,TC,ST,MC,HMC,MBHC,!! Quota came into play. The ministers got crazy! 20% RESERVATION FOR THIS .. 27.7% RESERVATION FOR THAT , 30% RESERVATION FOR THOSE, 10% RESERVATION FOR THESE,15.45% RESERVATION FOR THEM!!..
The super court was shocked. The judge said" Guys! your entire reservation is exceeding 100, it is actually 103.15%".
Never bother. A rule is a rule!! So came in the BT. Breath tax!! My grandfather said.. "Son, in my younger days, there used to be a tax called PT, the Professional tax, where in i paid 200Rs for many infinite years!! this BT is very strange!!"
Every month along with your electricity,water and gas bills this oxygen bill will also to be borne by the individual. Welcome to year 2050!!